Local ISP issues Grinch up Taphouse for the holidays

It would seem the happy elves at my ISP have decided to start some kind of upgrade work.  Probably girding their loins for all those X-Box One's connecting on X-mas day.  Instead they should be covering their asses in anticipation of X-Day!  Anyhow, we're gonna be on the NetSplit coaster for a while.  The management apologizes for any inconvenience, and offers you a 10% off IRC services coupon, redeemable anytime:

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|        }O+=@%&!:?~?:!&%@=X=@%&!:?~?:!&%@=+O{            |
| 10% OFF - Best deal on the internet!  Redeem NOW!   |
|        }O+=@%&!:?~?:!&%@=X=@%&!:?~?:!&%@=+O{            |
|                                                                                     |
|     Receive 10% off the purchase price of any and all        |
|     Taphouse Cabal IRC services - Offer void where          |
|     mandated by state or federal law.  Offer not valid in  |
|     Malaysia.  Expires: 13/00/13 - All rights disturbed.    |
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